We don't have a traditional thanksgiving here in Panama. Instead it is called Retribution Thursday or Danger Day, and basically if you are Spanish, Los Indios will try to kill you and if you are from Estados Unitos everyone will try for a piece. The best thing would be stay inside and devise games of martial skill using turkey parts. That's the deal.
My resolution for this coming year is to find this criminal bank and fuck them up. You want to help? Fine.