Wednesday, October 24, 2007
No, Im not kidding.... really". " I'm Him!"
Hi this is Texino. We will get to that man's difficulty in a minute. First, let me ask you a personal question. Is it just me, or sometimes when you see the name "Jesus Christ" does it just make you feel a little sick? Now I can see some people peeling off from my gymnasium to do a bit of window shopping as we stroll along having this little talk. That's OK they'll be back. The Jesus thing has naught to do with the nice boy from Bethlehem Him Self. No, it's just about the smug way that the wrong crowd has taken a concept which was supposed to light the world with a simple message that could see you through the most complex of situations and twisted it to their own sleazy advantage. That sleazy advantage would be the vacuous world of politics where nothing is sacred except power, and now every tag a long piece of garbage out in the world is tacking "Christian" on as a modifier for what ever scam is hot for the week. Christian debt relief, Christian mortgage and Christian credit at usurious rates. Is nothing sacred? Apparently not folks. Hell, I get emails all the time telling me about these great gospel concerts and then the same people send me clumsy coded messages about the dangers of Senators Clinton and Obama along with just about any other hate filled bullshit the Christian right can be wrong about. You think that Jesus fellow let Himself get tortured to death for the likes of that? Well yeah, I guess he did, but the idea was to rise above it, not set one's self up as a fat bottomed child molester in a silk suit and a gold car. By now you should be hip to the fact that today's graphic represents the "Historical Jesus" far better than the Aryan who posses for the Bible Story books in the Dr.'s office. "Big honey blond guy, officer!" "Last seen with two Hitler Youth and a lamb." Yeah, check it out. Jesus was a Jew and most likely some sort of Darky and He got his modern looks from Gay painters working for highly corrupt Popes. In other words, everything your so-called christian "Hates" Gay people, Catholics, "inferior races" and what have you are exactly the mix that gave them the Idol of their cult. I don't know about the rest of you folks on the Iron Curtain Commission of Solid Iron Irony, but I think it's time to get the brasso back out and "Put On The Shine One More Time" Yeah I know we just did the big deal for Steve Fossett but I'd say the Late Rev Falwell and the Kicking Rev. Robertson deserve a double dose of Ironic Iron. I'm Looking at December 25th. Seems about right.