See there are two sides to every conflict and the sooner you understand what's truly the matter
, the quicker you stop it and people get friendly and trade develops. Everythings OK.
Well, if I'm so smart, how come I'm fighting with this couple. Glad you asked. These folks are like and independent country; one of the good ones that showed up after the breakup of the Soviet Union and it's going to take "Politics" to put this one to bed.
My plan? Well I think I'm pretty bright and I know where to find the muscle when it's needed. Texino is a proud old name and easy to write. Really a big T and a little x will get you by on a write in. No way that will be misconstrued.
Now I would like to speak about my running mate V.P. Candidate Linda Lookadoo (rhymes with Mikado) Not Only does Linda's name add some oriental mysticism that has long been missing from the American Body Politic but the concept of a president with no 1st Lady at hand (Mrs T is having none of this) and an attractive unmarried VEEP is certain to set tongues wagging from The Washing Post to the Nat'l Enquirer and getting right to the people who are crass enough to vote with their repressed libidos. My Public! Also just because I'm rhyming Lookadoo with a Japanese name doesn't mean she is one. She's a hot red head who will do what's necessary to help our ticket. You know, "Win a date with The VP to the Black Keys Concert." We are ready to run this fucking country right know what I'm saying? (Rap) So start the ball you all-Tommy Texino -The Candid Candidate go to the Polls write it in, things be much better than what they been! That's TEXINO 904-540-7869 call me early call me late We'll talk about your state. (End Rap)